--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why did the chicken cross the road?

SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do
not even have a chicken.

GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if
the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for
us or against us. There is no middle ground.

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
the chicken crossing the road.

TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

TRICIA
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its
dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
eChicken2004 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your chequebook - and internet explorer
is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?

THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT
CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was
rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?

HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n

Why did the chicken cross the road?
PLATO ..... Which came first - the Chicken or the Road?

SURFER ..... DUDE! 101 ain't the place t'be mossyin' yer little chicken-butt! WOAAH! Grab yer board 'cuz yer missin' sum narly white action Dude!

ELIZABETH DOLE ..... If you interact with any traffic, you must always be prepared and wear a helmet!

ARKANSAS CULINARY EXPERT ..... HEY MAAAH! Th' Dufers 'cross th' hiway ain't fixed their Chicken fence yet. I be grabbin' m'shovel an' be back wit' supper derectly!

LOL!.... nice one David :D

(in my best Joanne Whorley impression .......)

IS THAT ANOTHER CHICKEN JOKE!?!

These are very funny.

You know what? I find when I look at that who's on line area I see a multitude of "guests", and they are all reading various threads, many are old. I like that. Gives a guy like me some oldies but goodies to peruse through...


Just thought I'd make a comment and encourage the "guests" to keep on looking!

These are very funny.

You know what? I find when I look at that who's on line area I see a multitude of "guests", and they are all reading various threads, many are old. I like that. Gives a guy like me some oldies but goodies to peruse through...


Just thought I'd make a comment and encourage the "guests" to keep on looking!

I noticed that too Sean when I look at who's on line. It's very interesting what the guests are looking at.

BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?

That's a riot!!! :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

-CP

Can't remember the exact movie, not Pulp Fiction though.

In my best Samuel Jackson voice...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause the road crossed the chicken.

Can't remember the exact movie, not Pulp Fiction though.

In my best Samuel Jackson voice...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause the road crossed the chicken.

:D

These are very funny.

You know what? I find when I look at that who's on line area I see a multitude of "guests", and they are all reading various threads, many are old. I like that. Gives a guy like me some oldies but goodies to peruse through...


Just thought I'd make a comment and encourage the "guests" to keep on looking!

You just want the guests to do all the looking for you, so you can click on what thread they are looking at and don't have to do any work yourself! :lildevil:

You just want the guests to do all the looking for you, so you can click on what thread they are looking at and don't have to do any work yourself! :lildevil:

Yes, thankyou if you are one of the guests at times...it's a big help. Saves me time...

I'm never logged in as a guest. You can do your own work pal!!! Taz

THere are plenty of other guests I can leech on to.

THere are plenty of other guests I can leech on to.

You're lazy! :nono:


:biglaugh:

I'm really giving you a bad time today! :lildevil:

You're lazy! :nono:


:biglaugh:

I'm really giving you a bad time today! :lildevil:

It's called efficiency...the same reason I don't change my own oil dammit!

It's called efficiency...the same reason I don't change my own oil dammit!

Uhm, aren't you supposed to be at WORK right now, as in WORKING?? I don't call this working young man! :nono: :nono: :nono:

Uhm, aren't you supposed to be at WORK right now, as in WORKING?? I don't call this working young man! :nono: :nono: :nono:

It's called EFFICIENCY! I have a guy doing some stuff for me right now to free me up to be able to type. I am working quite hard right now, getting lots done.

It's called EFFICIENCY! I have a guy doing some stuff for me right now to free me up to be able to type. I am working quite hard right now, getting lots done.

Oh right! Like pestering me is in your official job description is it? :nono: :boxer: :karate:

I don't think so, in fact I see your nose growing from here! :pinocchio:

Maybe Sean is back at work, actually working - no reply in the last few minutes.... Hmmm, NAH! I saw him skulking around other threads, cause I can see the threads he is looking at! :biglaugh:

I'm not sulking.

I'm not sulking.

I didn't say you were sulking, but now that you have admitted to it!! :biglaugh:

HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
My personal favorite.... :D

Thanks for the laugh David! Great stuff. :biglaugh:

Kimberly