True tales of bad business.

The company I worked for has out done itself with it's most recent quality program. The kickoff slogan was "let's QAP it."

They also want to review all the processes and when a process meets certain quidelines it will get a "QAP" stamp approval.

There are even "QAP" champions for each department. Everyone who has heard of this QAP has fallen over laughing and can't believe that they calling it that.

I guess they are calling it what it is.

QAP is what, Quality Assurance Program?

I think it's a "Hooked on Phonics" thing. Most people associate Q with the QU sound, so QAP would become QUAP. Pronounced QWAP. As in ..... well ..... something one does in a different cubicle in a different room!

I think it's a "Hooked on Phonics" thing. Most people associate Q with the QU sound, so QAP would become QUAP. Pronounced QWAP. As in ..... well ..... something one does in a different cubicle in a different room!That is correct.

A woman called our travel agency and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I ask if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, Yeah whatever." :hopeless:

A woman called our travel agency and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I ask if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, Yeah whatever." :hopeless:

LOL! :biglaugh:

LOL!

A woman called our travel agency and ..... I heard there was a place in Texas I could get my AssTan. Can you book me a flight there?

I heard there was a place in Texas I could get my AssTan. Can you book me a flight there?Well, I suppose you could. ;)