Do you know how tough it is being a man…? If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you’re a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you’re a pansy. If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your *** and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.

If you cry, you’re a wimp. If you don’t, you’re an insensitive *******.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination. If she asks you, it’s a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you’re a pervert. If you don’t, you’re gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you’re sexist. If you don’t, you’re unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re vain. If you don’t, you’re a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you’re after something. If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.

If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re full of yourself. If you don’t, you’re not ambitious.

If she has a head ache, she’s tired. If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you’re oversexed. If you don’t, there must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! …….. THEY WANT TO!!

If you want it too often, you’re oversexed. If you don’t, there must be someone else.

:yup: But for us women, the definition of "too often" changes over time. Damn fickle creatures....can't live with us, can't live without us.

Here are a few photos to go with the thread.

:yup: But for us women, the definition of "too often" changes over time. Damn fickle creatures....can't live with us, can't live without us.Good morning Greatful to be me!:D

:biglaugh: Great pictures David :thumb:

I'm a pervert.

-CP

Do you know how tough it is being a man…? If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you’re a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you’re a pansy. If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your *** and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.

If you cry, you’re a wimp. If you don’t, you’re an insensitive *******.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination. If she asks you, it’s a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you’re a pervert. If you don’t, you’re gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you’re sexist. If you don’t, you’re unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re vain. If you don’t, you’re a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you’re after something. If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.

If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re full of yourself. If you don’t, you’re not ambitious.

If she has a head ache, she’s tired. If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you’re oversexed. If you don’t, there must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! …….. THEY WANT TO!!

The women you know must suck. Those women you describe are so heinous that all they have left is to try and look great. So you can find a woman who looks great and isn't a space alien but most of them are taken.

If you find a hot woman who isn't taken, she's really an alien from the planet ALPHA BIOTCH or the sister star CYGNA PSYCHO and not uncommonly from the nearby system of NEE-D Y-NER and you get what you get because you don't care what she acts like you just like how she looks.

Oops..was that info classified? 'Need to know' basis only? Sheesh, I can never remember all those damn femme rules.

Jennifer

Sounds like maybe you need to make a switch and try out guys. Geez, you get what you look for, do you look for situations where you just can't win? Not all women are like that, any more than all men being violent, rapists, arrogant, wife beaters etc. How does it serve you to view women that way? What's your payoff?

What's your payoff?payoff is called ..... it's a frikkin' joke. with lasers attached to their heads. chill.


Welcome back David. Good to See you.

The women you know must suck. Those women you describe are so heinous that all they have left is to try and look great. So you can find a woman who looks great and isn't a space alien but most of them are taken.

If you find a hot woman who isn't taken, she's really an alien from the planet ALPHA BIOTCH or the sister star CYGNA PSYCHO and not uncommonly from the nearby system of NEE-D Y-NER and you get what you get because you don't care what she acts like you just like how she looks.

Oops..was that info classified? 'Need to know' basis only? Sheesh, I can never remember all those damn femme rules.

Jennifer damn femmebots. with machine guns in their nuzzlies.

The women you know must suck.
JenniferNow there is a fair and accurate judgement of a complete stranger.(Sarcasm)

Jen, I copy and pasted the original thread from a sports forum that is predominantly male and I thought it was a bit funny, that is why I included the photos, I thought they were funny as well.

I did not write it myself. It is not one of my journal entries, but it should be.

There is some truth in it if you know how to "read between the lines."

I would like to suggest when you decide to randomly insult someone in an internet forum you should realize that your hypocrisy can researched in 30 seconds. In addition I would like to say that in my observation of people is that the only person who hasnt been hypocritical at least once is the person who cant speak or write. Myself included. Please do not read this as an insult.

My original intent was to shine a satirical light on the differences between the sexes.

The following was just one of dozens in a long list of posts you have made here that put you in the catagory of the women in my original post, it shows that you are very much a woman and very much like the those in the original post. I am not implying all of the above apply to you, if any at all. But they all apply to you.

From thread titled: "He doesn't want kids for 15 years."
I think it's very interesting that he chose a timeline that would nearly guarantee your fertile days would be over. I think that says more than his lame explanation. Read between the lines.

JenniferJennifer I like you, otherwise I wouldnt even take the time to reply to your comments, and I'll probably be replying to more of your comments in the future.

It doesnt pay to hate people, even complete strangers in a forum. If you ever get to a point you cant stand anything someone has to say you have the option of blocking their posts from your view.

At ease lady Jennifer. :)

I love the opening post to this thread. :biglaugh: I've often watched guys going through this dilema with the female culture.

There is no doubt, gentlement, that since the beginning of time and the start of your days here on Earth, women have and do rule! :rulz: LOL

We just like to make you 'think' you're in charge and then, just to keep you on your toes, tell you you're not or that you shouldn't be... :D

We take classes in this and are organized, so give it up, you don't stand a chance. :kiss:

Love the pics!

Good morning Greatful to be me!:D

Hello David, nice to meet you! :)

Welcome back David. Good to See you.Thanks for the greeting MantaRayz it's good to be back and I always enjoy reading your posts now and back in the early days when this forum was in it's infancy.

I think it's been two years since I visited this forum and it's really grown alot. Greetings from Dallas Texas to Tom B. as well. :)

Hello David, nice to meet you! :)Hello Greatful, your acquaintance is my pleasure.:)

I love the opening post to this thread. :biglaugh: I've often watched guys going through this dilema with the female culture.

There is no doubt, gentlement, that since the beginning of time and the start of your days here on Earth, women have and do rule! :rulz: LOL

We just like to make you 'think' you're in charge and then, just to keep you on your toes, tell you you're not or that you shouldn't be... :D

We take classes in this and are organized, so give it up, you don't stand a chance. :kiss:

Love the pics!See what I mean? Look what Jennifer put me through.

Good Lord Corinne you are the first to admit that you ladies take secret classes to learn this skill. If the other women in this forum see your post you will be punished for breaking the code of silence. :D

It doesnt pay to hate people, even complete strangers in a forum. If you ever get to a point you cant stand anything someone has to say you have the option of blocking their posts from your view.

At ease lady Jennifer. :)

You can tell you two don't know each other - if'n I were a bettin' man, my money would say that Fair Lady Jennifer was joking too :D

payoff is called ..... it's a frikkin' joke. with lasers attached to their heads. chill.

We KNOW it's joke, Manta since we've all seen that one going around the internet, or one just like it, but it opened up a dialog. :thumb:

Jennifer

You can tell you two don't know each other - if'n I were a bettin' man, my money would say that Fair Lady Jennifer was joking too :D


My hero. In black.

Someone who 'gets' me. :thumb:

But I have been shopping for a new nemesis. John just isn't pulling his weight in that arena anymore since we are hot tub chums now. Maybe I've manifested "David." :D

Jennifer

My hero. In black.

Someone who 'gets' me. :thumb:

Jennifer

:insertdeepbow_tosscoatoverpuddlesmiliehere:

I love the opening post to this thread. :biglaugh: I've often watched guys going through this dilema with the female culture.

There is no doubt, gentlement, that since the beginning of time and the start of your days here on Earth, women have and do rule! :rulz: LOL

We just like to make you 'think' you're in charge and then, just to keep you on your toes, tell you you're not or that you shouldn't be... :D

We take classes in this and are organized, so give it up, you don't stand a chance. :kiss:

Love the pics!

:wss: ..................................... :rofl:

But I have been shopping for a new nemesis. John just isn't pulling his weight in that arena anymore since we are hot tub chums now. Maybe I've manifested "David." :D
JenniferOMG! The gears are turning...thinking thinking thinking...

If I solve this problem and get myself out of this mess, it'll be said that I think too much, if I don't, Jenny will say: "You really didn't love me after all."

(Self talk... voice in my head says: Think Forest Gump... what would Bubba do?)

Shrimp!, yeah! shrimp and steak!, thats the solution!

But if I buy her shrimp and steak she will think I'm after something. If I don’t, she'll think I'm not thoughtful.

"Jenny, you know I love you. Why don't you love me?"

Sincerely,

-Forest Gump

OMG! The gears are turning...thinking thinking thinking...

If I solve this problem and get myself out of this mess, it'll be said that I think too much, if I don't, Jenny will say: "You really didn't love me after all."

(Self talk... voice in my head says: Think Forest Gump... what would Bubba do?)

Shrimp!, yeah! shrimp and steak!, thats the solution!

But if I buy her shrimp and steak she will think I'm after something. If I don’t, she'll think I'm not thoughtful.

"Jenny, you know I love you. Wh

y don't you love me?"

Sincerely,

-Forest Gump

I sincerely accept your convoluted apology and I love steak and shrimp. Being that I am not a space alien bitchoid from heck with double hockey sticks, (I just play one here with people that get on my nerves) I will even pay for dinner as a sincere gesture of what will hopefully be mutual goodwill and enjoyment of one another's time here. :thumb:

Let me be your first lesson in "how to not judge a female book by her cover" or forum first impression.

FFL,

Jennifer

I sincerely accept your convoluted apology and I love steak and shrimp. Being that I am not a space alien bitchoid from heck with double hockey sticks, (I just play one here with people that get on my nerves) I will even pay for dinner as a sincere gesture of what will hopefully be mutual goodwill and enjoyment of one another's time here. :thumb:

Let me be your first lesson in "how to not judge a female book by her cover" or forum first impression.

FFL,

Jennifer Send him a picture. He's a Cowboy.